There a many ways to kill goldfish. Most of which I'm not going to tell you. (PS. No method has been tested by or used by me or anyone i now........on gold fish that is....... I'm not talking about a puffer fish )
0. Drown it
1. Take it out of the water. - or take the water out if its bowl/tank.
2. Grill it alive.
3. Crush them with a mallet
4. Put it in A coke bottle.
5. Knock it on the head
6. Put 3 sleeping pills into the water
7. Put detergent in to the water.
8. Stop feeding the fish.
9. Put the fish in to a small container, fill it with water and then put it into the freezer. After some time it'll freeze and you'd have a ice sculpture.
10. Decapitate the fish.
11. Give it to the butcher.
12. Feed it to rats or rabbits.
13. Shoot it
14. Feed it nachos.
15. Put poison into their food.
16. Put them into the dryer.
17. Dial 911
18. Put a catfish / piranhas or turtles into the tank.
19. Electrocute it.
20. Feed it pain killers. Or other strong medicine.
21. Call Mr Rabbit. or Mr pooh, they'll take care of it for you.
22. Chop its head off.
23. Bore it to death.
24. Go fishing. use it as bait.
25. Stop cleaning its bowl.
26. Flush it down the toilet.
27. Flush it down your throat.
28. A nuclear missile.
29. Feed it gun powder.
30. Make sure to cover up the fact that you killed them.
31. Give them to a 4 year old. The can do the killing for you.
32. Overnight, mix laxatives (its liquid form or another poisonous substance) with the fish food. Make your children to feed the fish..and once dead blame it on your children. Say that someone (children) overfed them :D
33. Feed it to a cat and blame it on their neighbors.
34. Put the goldfish in the oven.
35. Inject water into the fishes body using a clinger.
36. Barbecue.
37. Block its gills.
38. Cut it up .... take its heart out ... burn it.
39. There's always the dustbin!
40. Go sky diving with it. ...... . ..... . Splat!!!!!
41. Skin it alive.
42. Put it on a frying pan with cooking oil in it.
43. Accidentally pour oil into the bowl and then accidentally drop a match stick into it.
44. Use a potato peeler.
45. Let it listen to Justin beaver songs.
46. Let the goldfish play rugby.
47. Eat it.
48. Wait for it to die.
49. Sit on it.
50. Give it a bath...then put it out into the sun in order to dry it (my brother did that to all the fishies in the tank when he was small )
51. Accidentally put your finger deep through its mouth.
52. Accidentally stab it.
53. Sulfuric acid.
54. Feed it steroids.
55. Squeeze them.
56. Remove its eyes using a spoon.
57. Put it in to your cars fuel tank.
58. Put it out on the sun.
59.
33. Feed it to a cat and blame it on their neighbors.
34. Put the goldfish in the oven.
35. Inject water into the fishes body using a clinger.
36. Barbecue.
37. Block its gills.
38. Cut it up .... take its heart out ... burn it.
39. There's always the dustbin!
40. Go sky diving with it. ...... . ..... . Splat!!!!!
41. Skin it alive.
42. Put it on a frying pan with cooking oil in it.
43. Accidentally pour oil into the bowl and then accidentally drop a match stick into it.
44. Use a potato peeler.
45. Let it listen to Justin beaver songs.
46. Let the goldfish play rugby.
47. Eat it.
48. Wait for it to die.
49. Sit on it.
50. Give it a bath...then put it out into the sun in order to dry it (my brother did that to all the fishies in the tank when he was small )
51. Accidentally put your finger deep through its mouth.
52. Accidentally stab it.
53. Sulfuric acid.
54. Feed it steroids.
55. Squeeze them.
56. Remove its eyes using a spoon.
57. Put it in to your cars fuel tank.
58. Put it out on the sun.
59.
ohh :) try squeezing them
ReplyDeleteor burning it on an open fire
ReplyDeletei already wrote that :P
ReplyDeletenumber 24 was useful >:)
ReplyDeleteYou spelt beber wrong and what was 59.
ReplyDeleteHow would you kill it by calling 911?
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! I'd say "get a life" but for all our sakes please don't!!! Wonderful... :D
ReplyDeleteGod bless you and your goldfish!
--- JA, http://sixstringpoet.weebly.com/
firstly, put on a mask so that if it survives, it can not leak your name to authorities. Then you're going to want to take a day off work to give it a nice last day and tick off all the shit on its bucket list. Next, empty its tank and fill it with petrol. Then drop a lit match into the tank and before it hits the fuel, drop the whole tank off the edge of a high building and watch your beloved pet fall to it's death, hopefully damaging some cars or pedestrians as it's final mark on this world!
ReplyDeleteBully it until it kills itself
ReplyDeleteLol this is great
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